Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.