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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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