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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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