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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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