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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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