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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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