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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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