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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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