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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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