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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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