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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Worf eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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