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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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