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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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