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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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