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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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