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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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