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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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