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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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