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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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