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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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