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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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