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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Coco eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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