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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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