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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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