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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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