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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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