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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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