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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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