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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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