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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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