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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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