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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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