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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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