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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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