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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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