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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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