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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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