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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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