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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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