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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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