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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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