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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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