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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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