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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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