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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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