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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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