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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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