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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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