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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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