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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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