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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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