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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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