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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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