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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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