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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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