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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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