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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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