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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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