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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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