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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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