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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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